Thursday, March 28, 2013

Napping Kid Kidnapped

—"I did it for the wordplay," said the perp.

Wednesday, March 13, 2013

Area Man Forced To Put Pet Peeve To Sleep

—"I nurtured her every day," said Jon Shields. "She's in a better place now, though. So am I."

New Support Group Started For People With Too Many Problems To Pick Just One Support Group

—Said the leader, "It's great if you're addicted to sex, booze, drugs and gambling, and are also grieving a loss, have health and anger issues, plus eating and mood disorders, and you're also a shoplifter. Meetings tend to be very long."

Vatican Worried If They Elect Black Pope Opposers Will Complain He's A Kenyan-Born Muslim

Cardinal Peter Turkson, a top choice to be next pope.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

Millionaire Refinances Garage

@Holly's Headlines' 2nd Anniversary Great Day To Catch Up On All HH Posts You've Missed

—"Facebook filters stuff out of your newsfeed," said the truth. "If you don't visit a page directly or choose 'Get Notifications' by  hovering on its "Liked" button, you don't see all of its posts. In the case of Holly's Headlines, this could cause death and irritability."