Thursday, May 30, 2013

Baby Currently Being Born Wondering If He Has Time To Live This Particular Life Right Now


A Sacramento baby still in a birth canal at press time has reportedly been assessing whether he really has time to live the life he's being goaded into starting. Said the infant, "It's like when an article or video interests you, but it's just so damned long. And you wonder if it'll be worth it."

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