—Smoochie, a blind Lab from upstate, has new independence after acquiring a Seeing-Eye cat, who carefully guides him towards squirrels to chase. The cat, however, is deaf, and therefore has his own Hearing-Ear rabbit. The rabbit helps the cat know if it is meowing at exactly the right level. The rabbit, sources say, can't walk, so he rides a Walking-Leg gerbil, who gets the rabbit to Hearing-Ear school on time. The gerbil is illiterate, and is served by a Reading-Mind bumblebee, who, in turn, would hire his own desperately needed Tasting-Tongue amoeba – but that's not a real thing. Don't be ridiculous.