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—"Yup," say experts. "It's laid out right here by Nostradamus:
'When ye shall have to rely
Solely on Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, and MySpace
For that which is the pestilence called social media
Then shall ye know, the end is but eleven days away, is all I am sayeth-ing.'"
Friday, December 7, 2012
—"We should've tried a trial separation first, but didn't think of it," said the wife. "If our trial divorce doesn't work, we'll get married again, to re-try a trial marriage. If that bombs, we'll go ahead and try that trial separation. If that fails, we'll try a trial friendship. These trials are trying. Dating - now that was tried-and-true. That's when we both really tried, you know?" The husband says he'll try anything that makes the wife stop talking about trying.