Friday, October 26, 2012

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Man Not Stalking Woman, Just Accidentally Pocket-Dialed, Pocket-Tweeted, Pocket-Facebooked, And Pocket-Texted Her

—"All my contact was unintended," said Jeremy Brower. "I can't help it if I shift in my chair and my phone sends her a text saying 'I loved watching from the street as you very sexily ordered a decaf soy latte at the Springfield Starbucks on Monday at 3:42 pm.' It's amazing how accurate the thing is."

Monday, October 22, 2012

Friday, October 19, 2012

Monday, October 15, 2012

Area Man Switches Blood Types

"Thankfully insurance covered the transfusion," said Dan Carlin. "I couldn't go on as a B positive trapped in an O negative body."