—"I was immediately disconnected!" said Steve Quinn. "Dial it anytime, yeah right. When I did that I interrupted the woman on the outgoing message. Somehow she got me back for that even though it was only a recording."
Wednesday, September 26, 2012
Monday, September 24, 2012
—A new study confirms the word "I" is the root of all problems. Researchers are now studying whether it's just best not to ever speak at all.
Friday, September 21, 2012
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Tuesday, September 18, 2012
—"Damn, I was really hoping to find one before retiring this year," said Niles Barsky. "The best I could find since the nineties was when a candidate stated that he had to go to the bathroom. That turned out to actually be true."