Friday, March 9, 2012

Authorities Catch Sugar Addict Smuggling Twenty Kilos Of Kit Kats Across Border

"We've been trying to nail this dealer for years. She's connected with at least two drownings in a fondue fountain."

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

'Holly's Headlines' One-Year Anniversary Brings Flood Of Awards, Says Holly's Headlines

—-—-"I'm so touched!" said this page's writer, founder, and dictator. "Trophies. Medals. Cash prizes. Congratulatory phone calls. All honoring that my first post went up one year ago today." The acclaim has been staggering, she went on to dream.

Friday, March 2, 2012

It's Birthday Time For Dr. Seuss, So This Should End With 'Goose' Or 'Moose'

With critters, Seuss rhymed fast and loose. He'd even rhyme a puce mongoose! He'd rhyme from head down to caboose. If this keeps up, I'll need a noose. 

60th Birthday Party Rocks On With Metamucil Shots Until Almost 9 PM

"Neighbors were ready to call the home care nurses on us."

Thursday, March 1, 2012

Letter 'H' In 'John' Frankly Just Tired Of Not Making A Difference

"Sure, other letters are silent, and I'm silent in other words. Alphabet Rights Awareness has to start somewhere."