Monday, December 10, 2012

Latest Facebook Crash Confirmation Of Mayan-Predicted Apocalypse

—"Yup," say experts. "It's laid out right here by Nostradamus: 
'When ye shall have to rely
Solely on Twitter, Pinterest, LinkedIn, and MySpace
For that which is the pestilence called social media
Then shall ye know, the end is but eleven days away, is all I am sayeth-ing.'"