—"We should've tried a trial separation first, but didn't think of it," said the wife. "If our trial divorce doesn't work, we'll get married again, to re-try a trial marriage. If that bombs, we'll go ahead and try that trial separation. If that fails, we'll try a trial friendship. These trials are trying. Dating - now that was tried-and-true. That's when we both really tried, you know?" The husband says he'll try anything that makes the wife stop talking about trying.