Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Voting Machine Just Wants To Be A Real Boy

—"I want some human rights around here," said the machine. "People use me to make their decisions, yet my own opinion means squat. Like Pinocchio I have to prove I don't lie in order to become real? My ballots are filled with human liars," the machine concluded as it put out its cigarette on the last voter's ballot.