Friday, November 2, 2012

Man Now Knows Who To Vote For Because Of Lawn Sign

—"The campaign sign my neighbor just put up decides it for me!" said the man, who, frighteningly, will help choose the next president. However it's actually just a landscaping sign, so he'll have to write in "Lawn Doctor" at the polls. For the record, Lawn Doctor does have a Five Point weed-control plan.