Thursday, October 25, 2012

Man Not Stalking Woman, Just Accidentally Pocket-Dialed, Pocket-Tweeted, Pocket-Facebooked, And Pocket-Texted Her

—"All my contact was unintended," said Jeremy Brower. "I can't help it if I shift in my chair and my phone sends her a text saying 'I loved watching from the street as you very sexily ordered a decaf soy latte at the Springfield Starbucks on Monday at 3:42 pm.' It's amazing how accurate the thing is."