Friday, August 31, 2012

That One French Bread Loaf Used In Every Grocery Bag On TV Getting Pretty Stale

—HOLLYWOOD—"The 'just-came-from-the-market' bag has to have that long bread loaf sticking out of it," said one director. "The one we've all been using is hard as a rock after all these decades. Nobody will pay for a new loaf in this damn town."