—NEW YORK—After nine years of marriage, Dan Potter of Albany told his wife Joanne Willis last month that he was actually gay. She took the news surprisingly well. "Hallelujah!" exclaimed Willis to reporters. "I told him, go ahead and be with men, just give me the other perks. And now the house is finally decorated with class. He started dressing stylishly. We stopped having sex - score! He shows his feminine side…we go to chick flicks, we get our nails done together. If I had realized hooking up with a gay guy would be this good, I would have married one on purpose."