Saturday, June 16, 2012

To Honor This Father's Day, Every One Of Nation's Sperm Will Try Extra Hard To Nail Himself Some Egg

Said a brave spokessperm, "Every last one of us will step up our efforts to make more men into fathers for Fathers Day, even though millions of us will die trying." The sperm ask that men help the cause by confining their ejaculations this weekend to "the target area."