Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Man Finally Learns To Take All He Reads On Internet With Planet Of Salt


ATLANTA—"Sure, I started with a grain of salt like everyone else," said Carl Russell. "But I quickly needed a bowling ball. Next think you know, we're talking bigger than the Times Square New Years Eve ball. Which worked for a few years until I had to upgrade to moon-size. And now I'm at a full planet of salt, no lie. How much salt would it take to fill several universes? Almost there."