Tuesday, February 21, 2012

In Quiet Desperation, Local Writer Promises Cash Will Come To Readers Who 'Like' This Headline


—PHILADELPHIA— In a blatant attempt to garner response, writer Polly Dove claims likers of this post will become wealthy by Friday. "It always works with those chain e-mails," Dove said. "Trust me, your fortune's coming. I never – how do you say – 'joke'."