Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Hallmark Says Valentine's Day Sells Cards, That's Why They Also Invented Christmas

—BETHLEHEM—"Few know that to sell more cards, ancestor Abraham Hallmark in 1 B.C. was the one who orchestrated the birth of Jesus," said a source. "He set up the Virgin Mary with God. Simply sent them each a Valentine card from the other, and boom, 2000 plus years of card sales for both holidays going strong."