Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Woman Bummed She Met Great Guy Looking Better Than She'll Ever Look Again


—CHICAGO—At an event last night, Kim Griffith met a great guy who asked her out, but is now panicked. "My makeup and hair were professionally done. Fantastic dress. The lighting was perfect. I was super rested for once. Let's face it, I looked way hotter than I actually am." The guy already figured that out and is planning to cancel.