Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Turkeys: 'T-Day' Way More Blasphemous Than 'Xmas'

SPRINGFIELD – America's turkeys are crying out against the use of 'T-Day'. "I'm not a 'T', I'm a turkey," said a spokesfowl. "And 'T-Day' is worse than 'Xmas' because Christ only died once, and he didn't even stay dead. We turkeys die for you people every day."