Wednesday, October 19, 2011

Vegan Hostage Forced To Live On Burgers Tells Rescuers 'That's OK, I'm Good'

A federal agent who hadn't eaten meat in 22 years was captured by a group attempting to get him to confess national secrets by feeding him beef. However, the agent refused rescue to prove he'll suffer longer "to protect our nation," he said while ravenously gnawing on a nice London broil.