Monday, October 31, 2011

Hershey's Kiss Alleges M&M Hiding Something Under Candy Shell

HERSHEY, PA – In a press conference today, a Hershey's Kiss claimed that his M&M neighbor "always has this wall up. I don't trust him. What is this guy hiding? Reporters swarmed around the M&M, who responded, "Me?! What about your foil wrapper? At least my coating is edible!"