Wednesday, September 21, 2011

Global Warming Temps Rise From Millions Simultaneously Burning Mark Zuckerberg In Effigy

"I've had it with Facebook making changes, bad ones, every five minutes," said 750 million people earlier today. Each set fire to a dummy representing Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg, raising the average global temperature. A pleased Zuckerberg said it now feels more like his hometown of Hell.