Wednesday, August 24, 2011

NEWSPOLL: Should Scientists Focus On Preventing Earthquakes, Hurricanes, Or The Death Of The Sun (Sometime Next Tuesday)?

BOSTON – Debate continues over which of three calamites deserves the most attention in order to save the greatest number of lives. Sources say many have been killed by earthquakes and hurricanes, but nobody has ever died because the sun just completely disappeared, like it will next week. Obama is still unable to steer any funding away from other priorities.