Monday, August 22, 2011

New Bollywood Movie To Feature Intense, High-Speed Cow Chases

DELHI – "We looked it up in the Bhagavad-Gita," said Avish Chopra, film director and devout Hindu. "It said right on page 12 that the sacred treatment of cows includes making them stampede for action scenes." Chopra was later trampled to death on the set.