Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Hours After U.S. Earthquake, Pluto Vies For Attention With A 0.2 'Plutoquake'

MILKY WAY – Jealous of Earth being in the news for quaking, Pluto shook as hard as it could, but nobody noticed. This comes at a particularly hard time for Pluto, as August 24 is the five year anniversary of the demoralizing announcement of its non-planet status. Earth was like, whatever.