Friday, August 19, 2011

The 'Celebrate Anything Society' To Party Down Tonight Because 17 Years Ago, It Was 1994

BALTIMORE – All four members of the organization are juiced to begin drinking and dancing over the fact that 2011-17 = 1994. "Tomorrow night," said the society's president, "we'll be whooping it up because 'Bob' is short for 'Robert.' Sweet!"