Wednesday, August 31, 2011

All Two Thousand Miles Of Appalachian Trail To Be Moved Two Feet To The Left

APPALACHIA – After forty feet of the A.T. was found to be too close to a precipice, rangers began the huge task of moving the entire Maine-to-Georgia trail over a smidge. When asked why they couldn't just reroute the problematic part, they responded, "You do the math." No one knows what this means.