Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Hawaii Just OK As 'Poor Man's Jersey Shore'


KONA – In a risky test, vacationer Joe Orr was subjected to a free week in tropical Hawaiian paradise with fantastic scenery, food, and recreation. "Far cry from Jersey," said Orr. "No boardwalk or arcades, and hula girls got mad when I put dollar bills in their skirts. In the end I prefer the U.S."