Wednesday, July 20, 2011
O'Hare Airport Speeds Up Security Checkpoints By Offering Separate Line For Terrorists
CHIGAGO - "Getting through security for people not intending to blow up a plane has never gone faster," reported TSA agents. "It's amazing how every single terrorist has been dumb enough to follow the sign and get in the special line," he added. "That lets us catch like 80% of them."