Monday, July 11, 2011

Area Woman's 'Base Tan' Complete; Now Working On 'Base Buzz'


JERSEY – "For weeks I just got more sun than the day before, so I won't burn in Jamaica," manicurist Lisa Hall told reporters. "Now I've been drinking more each day so I won't get too wasted when we go out partying." Hall remains too drunk to realize her flight to Jamaica actually left last week.