Thursday, October 22, 2009

Procastigastration

TOP 12 WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE WITH FOOD BESIDES JUST EATING IT


1 - Mix together some sugar and salt and then separate the grains back out again.

2 - Go door to door selling jars of boiling water. You have to move fast with this one.

3 - Address your envelopes by gluing on alphabet cereal.

4 - Train a pear to fetch – but without using voice commands, only hand signals.

5 - Plant a walnut and wait for the tree to grow.

6 - Count the tea leaves in each bag in a box of tea. Demand a refund if the bags don't all contain the same number.

7 - Fill the bathtub with cold water, then pour in ten pounds of Jell-O mix. Get in and take a nap for four to six hours.

8 - Go grocery shopping and sing every ingredient list to the tune of the Brady Bunch theme.

9 - Instead of using a pumpkin, carve a detailed face, recognizable as David Letterman, into a poppy seed.

10 - Sew a new wardrobe made out of pancakes using string cheese.

11 – Drain your blood and replace it with pineapple juice, and then put it back again. (Advanced)

12 - Eat liver and onions, die from disgust, get reincarnated, and begin again at the top of this list.